i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
whats rly cool is that 7th graders are terrified of me
I’m in 7th and I’m not afraid of you asshole
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life