kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

daiyeh:

itsaskpeightonuniverse:

daiyeh:

whats rly cool is that 7th graders are terrified of me

I’m in 7th and I’m not afraid of you asshole

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life